Thursday, May 1, 2008

What's Puzzling You Is The Nature of My Game

Pleased to meet you. I'm Mommy, Esq.'s Husband. (I think of her as Wife, Esq.--the whole "Mommy" thing is kind of creepy.) I'll be writing from time to time, mostly when she's nagged me for a while.

A lot of my posts will probably involve our finances. These seemed to be in really good shape, until...oh, about 20 weeks ago. Now, I fully expect to lead a miserable life of privation, picking half-eaten tacos out of the trash and bumming warm 40s from...well, bums. I really had no idea what these baby things cost, going in.

Now I'm looking for ways to make ends meet. My best idea so far has been selling naming rights for the tykes. And beyond that--promotional and naming rights for specific baby-related activities and events. Perhaps...

"The Pontiac Game Changing Diaper Change"
"The New Balance First Step of Baby X"
"Baby Vomit, brought to you by color safe, all-temperature Cheer."

This is just the tip of the iceberg. Lots more ideas where these came from.

Oh, and don't get me wrong. If you just want me to name the babies after you, we can do that. But if you want exclusivity, it will cost you.

Please make your offers in the comments.

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