Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Charity Time

Husband here...

I am not, as a rule, very charitable. But with the end of the tax year upon us, Wife and I decided to make some contributions on the 30th and 31st. So who did we contribute to, and why?


BU Law School: They did a nice job getting Wife a nice job. A gratuity seems appropriate.



Claremont McKenna College: My alma mater. Ethically, I probably still owe them for some...issues...that they could never quite pin on me or my friends. So technically this is debt service.






The Columbus Zoo: Every year, I adopt a black bear for Wife for Christmas. Why? Well, Columbus is my hometown, and my parents always adopted animals for me and my sister. Why a bear specifically? I don't even remember. But I sure liked bears a lot more after we went to Clark's Trading Post a few years back...though that was after the tradition started.



The Grameen Foundation: If you're going to try to help poor people, you should focus on REALLY poor people in the Third World, not relatively wealthy "poor" Americans. I like Grameen because it provides microloans, not handouts, so only virtuous, hardworking people are helped.







Heifer International:
Again, a place that helps genuinely impoverished foreigners. This place has some unfortunate hippy-drippy leanings, but I'm willing to look past that. What's important here is that they give the gift of meat...on the hoof.





American Snipers (formerly Adopt A Sniper): Dedicated to providing American military and police snipers with the tools the need to do their very important job: kill any impoverished foreigners who despite my other generous contributions still don't like us. What charity can you name that does more valuable work than that?

2 comments:

Stacey said...

Bwah! The snipers are the best. DH and I have been remiss in our giving for 2008. Perhaps if my bonus comes through this year he'll finally let me contribute to NPR. I only listen for 10+ hours a week and feel VERY guilty when the pledge drive comes around and I don't contribute...

mames said...

hey, i live down the street from the claremont colleges. my mama graduated from pitzer. and i have twins. small world.