Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Advertising, Electricity, and Child Development Schemes

Husband here...

I love Google AdSense. Not for the money, of course. At current rates, it will be another 4 years before Mommy, Esq. gets enough clicks racked up to get a check from Google.

No, I love it for the awesome ideas it spawns. Like this one that showed up for reasons that are obscure to me:

How to make electricity
Don't pay for electricity,
you can make it simple
& cheap at home.

Aside from the brilliant poetic quality of the copy, it gives me great ideas about how to make sure Ned and Penny grow up big and strong...and generate free electricity for the Esq. household at the same time. Anyone remember the Wheel of Pain from Conan the Barbarian?


Mommy, Esq. said...

I'm not sure that "weight loss" is a good tag for Penny. What until you see the playhouse the Nanny April created for the kids. With skylights!

Husband said...

No need for a skylight when you're chained to the Wheel of Pain. Ned loves walks and being outside, so I think he'll really enjoy it.

Stacey said...

Bwah ha ha ha ha. Awesome.

Donna said...

An utterly strange post - but funny.

Jordan said...

I like the strange posts. I know this is a mommy-centric blog for sure but every now and then I enjoy when Kristin mixes it up a bit. Nice Conan reference too!